Funky Fingers - Unicorn Farts Swatch & Review

 

So mainstream polish brands are hopping on board with the whole Unicorn secretion thing now. That's neat.

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When I saw this polish in the bottle at Five Below yesterday I was like:

And I guess I kind of thought maybe I could use it in a super creative way and, you know, place the glitters all pattern-y and stuff. I will literally never do that, I realize now. My nail polish ambitions are pretty low, guys. Or maybe one day I will and completely exceed your expectations! Juuuust maybe...

Anyway, Unicorn Farts is a rainbow assortment of one size of hex glitter. The glitter is a curly nightmare, first of all. And the clear base that the curly glitter lives together in is pretty thick. And the only way you can somewhat successfully use this polish (besides that fancy placement shiz I seriously promise you I will never actually try) is the fish-dab-fish method. You know that one? That's the one where you poke around in the bottle in hopes of grabbing a big ol' glob of glitter which, once you wipe off on the neck to be able to pick pieces up without having mostly base, immediately fall back into the bottle. I started using my thumbnail as an artists palette, as it were, to get glitter on the brush. And then I would anti-methodically place the glitter on the nail.

This is why I don't do tutorials, okay? You're welcome.

Shown below is that^ over Zoya - Raven with Essie G2G haphazardly slapped over top in a feeble attempt at getting the glitter to lay flat. It's too bad curly glitter looks so dang cool.

I don't know what else to say. This is going to be one of those polishes that I keep just to look at once in a while, and kind of for the name too.